Marooned in the Desert

The Phoenix Coyotes are a team in perpetual flux, with an unstable ownership situation that has been ongoing since the lockout and an offense that is almost nonexistent.  So, how did they make the playoffs the last two years?  Simple: defense and goaltending.  This year, they'll be considerably weaker in one of those categories.  It won't be defense for as long as Keith Yandle is around.  Last year was a breakthrough year for him, as he led all defensemen in points scored.  That's the entire league of defensemen, not just the team.  His play in his own end is improving, which should only help.  Goaltending is suddenly a question mark, as the starter coming is could be Mike Smith.  I don't know about you, but if you pick up a player that almost sabotaged the Tampa Bay Lightning's chances of making the playoff chances last year, one would think that the Coyotes are taking a big gamble, but then again, the defensive system should benefit Smith if his head is right.  Phoenix did very little to solve their offensive woes, and there isn't one that can stand out immediately.  The best bet, if he can get his contract situation settled: Kyle Turris.  With only 25 points over 65 games in the regular season, he was also one of the few bright spots in the playoffs, managing 3 points as the Coyotes were swept out of the first round.

Prediction: 13th in West

Movie: REC

The movie that ended up being remade into Quarantine here in America, the basic story is that firemen report to an emergency, only to have to fight for their lives after being locked into a building full of unsavory character.  The Coyotes: well, they practically fight for their playoff lives every year in front of a handful of fans that presumably were forced to attend the games.  (Just kidding, so please don't send any complaints.)